By ZPyRoGoDz - 02/11/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I got to my apartment early after being out really late the night before. Maybe next time I should call ahead of time so that my roommate has time to sneak my girlfriend out of his bedroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 456
You deserved it 3 154

Same thing different taste

Top comments

eeshk!! Sorry dude, well you're way better off at least you know now she's like that

Comments

perdix 29

I am #18 and I am decidedly male. In my day, when one of our bros had a chance to be with a girl, we were cool about it and wished him well. We hoped that we would get some titillating details the next day! "Bros before hos" isn't virile, it's gay.

M'kay... So you'd rather be blissfully unaware that your supposed buddy was boning your girl? What are you, nuts?

YDI 'cause you dont spend time with your girl, even if you have the opportunity to do so. I'd be happy if I could see my GF every day.

I love how people are missing the OP's sarcasm. I know it's the internet, but seriously kids it's not that hard to detect. #23 and #32 please re-read and actually think before posting

i see so many of these roommate stories... seriously u people need to find better roommates.. your friend, ur true friends, don't do this shit!

GreenChemicalBoy 0

This has happened to me, except that i went two weeks before i figured out who it was. High five fellow loner.