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By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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By RoxMySox - 25/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

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What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By it'sabitwindy - 09/12/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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STOP!

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 16:21 - United States - Mount Carmel

Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

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By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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amerwin 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:10

I feel you on that one. I used to be awestruck by shiny and flashing objects, but then I turned seven.

tigrouficele2012 44

Wednesday 23 March 2011 16:11

FYL for someone's idiotic idea to make a giant flashing sign. YDI because it shouldn't take you more than half a second to read it, especially if it's that big and flashy.

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Zambi33 6

Monday 17 December 2012 0:27

LolXD. Ironic.

FMLkaiiden 8

Monday 14 January 2013 19:57

What were u trying to sound it out? Keep your eyes on the road takes like .5 seconds to read?

lollypop624 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 23:06

What's the point in that?

alanaat 8

Friday 18 July 2014 1:10

That's really ironic. Hope you didn't get hurt too badly though!

NekoNomNom 11

Thursday 2 October 2014 22:44

Irony, at its finest.

legoman213579 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 4:19

Pee on Carl

Grazelent_90 16

Sunday 7 June 2015 9:15

Oh Irony, thou heartless bitch!

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:18

Irony.

PikarooArtist 17

Tuesday 19 July 2016 4:10

Bender: -closes book- Now that is Irony!

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STOP!

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