Intimacy: Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person....

By Anonymous - 28/04/2013 19:53 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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You wanker

By dinosaucer - 12/10/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML

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So frustratiiiiing

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Rubbing one out on the sly

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:56 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

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By DearLord - 03/04/2020 23:00 - Canada

Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 05:28 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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starflyer59 17

Monday 29 April 2013 1:24

look them in the eye and finish like a boss!

Dcm210 19

Monday 29 April 2013 1:23

You shouldn't be doing it in public anyway.

Comments

Timber147 9

Monday 29 April 2013 15:29

Do it in a room with a lock door!

bryfer 2

Monday 29 April 2013 18:08

Noob

HOPPE612 5

Monday 29 April 2013 18:21

she/he wants the d. can't wait for nerds to comment :P

iamthunder 4

Monday 29 April 2013 20:02

Damn two times? You really need to get a f*ck buddy!

davek 36

Monday 29 April 2013 22:24

Shame on them if they catch you once...

netdemon 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 3:52

Maybe they're trying to help or add pointers?

thatguy1596 6

Tuesday 30 April 2013 6:02

You're not too good at this are you?

kainpwnsu 19

Tuesday 30 April 2013 6:42

Wow, somebody can catch you while they whack off? Impressive.

kemando 22

Tuesday 30 April 2013 8:42

Locks. Such a nifty thing.

NoFlippinWai 24

Tuesday 30 April 2013 12:58

it would have been a great job if you were caught by the same person getting masterbated by two different people. that should be the goal next time.

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