By LucidNightmare - 27/01/2013 05:38 - United States - Englewood

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML
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carry_on 19

At least your stalker is looking out for your health...

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anabelgraceaxton_fml 15

You could do so much better, don't cheat on your diet, it's not worth it.

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sassy2085 16

I know what you did last summer! Creepy

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Are you sure you didn't sign up for text message reminders? Mind you that's impeccable timing...

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iloveandy143 7

That's your conscience calling.. Er, Texting.

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welshjumper 4

Could be your mother. Texting from a blocked number

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Kyo22 5

I do that to my brother hoping to creepy him out

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Futacy 29

(-.(-.(-.-).-).-) They're watching you...

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powerkeep 24

But cheating on your diet every once in a while is actually a good thing!

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BigSexy123 11

You're absolutely right. Stopping yourself from indulging completely heightens your risk of falling off the wagon, if you will.

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ZombieInConverse 13

You should text back insisting that you arnt cheating and that you and your diet "agreed to see other people"

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gingher_fml 9

This text didn't happen to be from A did it?

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