Cars, Cops and Transportation: Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop...

By italy1986 - 13/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By tanisLX - 25/10/2014 21:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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xsweetlysour 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:55

Ahahaa. Dude, they get scared if you do that. LOL cop fail!

Mortal_Light 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:00

Dude, don't open the door unless the cop asks you to. YDI.

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:11

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CoDandBlowjobs 8

Friday 15 November 2013 22:56

I've had my windows tinted and you can't roll them down for a while. I don't know what cheap shit your brother uses but that's not how normal tint works.

ejvlols 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:13

omg lol, when i first read this i mistakened tints for **** lol "Today, I got 20% **** on my car. As I am driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new TIT by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then proceeded to pull out his gun and yell "GET ON THE ******* GROUND!" before I can explain. FML" lol

beccalee95 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:13

haha you do realise thats a threat to police right haha anyways this is just really funny fyl

soulonfire928 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:17

well #25 we all know where you're mind is at now. dirty bastard :p

jillian_xx 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:19

#10 you aren't supposed to roll down the windows within the first week of getting them. any GOOD tint place will tell you that.

blland 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:21

#6, 10 and 11: duh. what're you going to do, not get out of the car nor rolling down the window?

csrsc11 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:20

thats crazy!!!! my drivers window wont open and have had to open the door when being pulled over, but that never happened to me. some cops are so power hungry its insane.

kel_riv 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:22

that sucks... and that's weird. once the guy i was in a car with got pulled over, and his window was broken at the time and didn't roll down, and the cop didn't react even remotely like that when he opened the door. then again, this is canada.

babylioncub 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:47

Woot! Have to love Canada <3

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:26

#28 - No, you roll down the window like a normal person. I know several people who have tinted windows and they've never heard of not rolling down the window after it's tinted, and the windows look fine.