By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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1996shse 7

I showed my boyfriend this because I thought it was hilarious. I do belive he will be doing the same thing to me tonight...

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madgrinchhatter 12

What.....? I don't even know

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Grauncho 27

How do morons like this even get a girlfriend?

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Neko9000 11

This guy sounds like a psycho who the hell would play and xbox and not a ps2

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