By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
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mister_moops 0

lol. did they bite?

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arachne 0

Hey, Texas squirrels are aggressive! They will chase you and they have little claws. Maybe they won't cause lasting bodily damage, but it is scary when one comes after you. I am surprised the dogs didn't chase them away though. A note about Texan language: people from different areas of Texas speak differently. Some really do have a strong accent and use word like "reckon," "ain't," and "y'all," while others (particularly from more urban areas) don't. Another commenter said they knew well-educated Texans who pronounced words differently than in other areas of the country. Not sure if that was an insult, but if so: if they are well-educated, why does it matter? People from different regions grow up with different pronunciations, accents, and word choices. It doesn't mean someone is less intelligent. Also, since English lacks a way to distinguish between the singular and plural "you," "y'all" nicely fills a linguistic gap :)

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plexico 3

When I mentioned the linguistic differences, I wasn't being insulting. I like all those phrases I pointed out and use them. I totally agree about y'all, except when someone uses it to refer to a single person. That's disconcerting. I wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could! That's a bumper sticker, and my resume! ;)

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mopho 0

Y'all is used as the singular by some Texans, actually. Plural would be all y'all. :P

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plexico 3

I just remember the first time a Texan asked me, "How y'all doing?" looking around to see who else he was talking to.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Haha, friend of mine was randomly assaulted by a squirrel. Funny shit. Everyone, it's a leeeeettle difficult to combat a squirrel. Buggers move like you wouldn't believe. It usually is just best to bail, unless you have a gun or something. But why were you chasing them because they were bothering your dog? You mean they were literally pestering/biting him, or was the dog just barking at them?

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alwaysalady 0

I totally know this guy, big burly dude, who is absolutely drop dead terrified of squirrels. Like scream like a girl scared, cuz a giant ass squirrel chased him once.

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Buzzetta 0

You have angry squirrels that probably have rabies and are now going to be territorial and stop at nothing until you are gone.

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aireun 0

wow what a pussy squirrels are really easy to kill. and if they have rabies, they're even easier to kill, cause they lack their sense of self preservation. so i find it pretty sad that you ran from a few rodents that are hardly the size of the average woman's foot

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FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0

ARE YOU THAT ******* STUPID?

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blinddate 0

Lol! Fyl, but that so made me laugh.

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nazrew 0

get your dogs to attack the squirlls thats wat i would do

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soccerchick02 3

ahahahahhaha, i rofl'd xDD fyl, indeed. [squirrels are extremely evil]

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