Today, I found out that my boyfriend's ex, not only works with...

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By "Nikki Byron" - 08/05/2019 20:31

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's ex, not only works with him, but has been secretly staying in the upstairs guest bedroom. I also found some photos of her on his tablet. We have been dating for almost 10months and it's my birthday today.. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Thursday 16 May 2019 14:13

I guess he gave you a good gift...your FREEDOM. So unwrap it and use it by dumping the jackhole.

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JasonThorn 19

Thursday 16 May 2019 14:13

I guess he gave you a good gift...your FREEDOM. So unwrap it and use it by dumping the jackhole.

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