By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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PsychoMerk 0

I'm a pyro too... I set a piñata on fire at a party :|.... lemme tell you this, NEVER eat candy from a flaming piñata :( I got a little scar on my top lip :'(

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drusilla44 0

be glad she's not pyrokinetic! then youd be in BIG trouble! ;)

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Mordakai420 6

Can't sleep cause my bed's on fire, don't touch me I'm a real live wire...

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rockybalboaaa_ 6

Beat her with a belt and lock her in a room and start a fire .

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livhart 4

Uh oh, give her a lighter for her birthday, I dare you!

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enormouselephant 15

I wish a woman would set my bed on fire...

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theprincess79 2

What was your little sister doing with matches or a lighter in the first place?

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Live_Like_D 7

I hate when people say OP deserves it.

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zarabsegin 16

I set fiiirrreeeeeee to the beeeeed. Watch it burn as I touch your heeeaaad.

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