Intimacy: Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 00:36 - Australia

Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching Jersey Shore and will only have sex immediately after an episode. I think the worst part is, I'll take what I can get. FML

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Same thing different taste

By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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You deserved it 36 061

Pros and cons

By Nope - 10/11/2023 12:00

Today, my girlfriend only gets horny on her period. Unfortunately, she also gets extremely gassy, so I get to smell her vile farts the entire time. I think this relationship is turning me asexual. FML

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Glory days

By Anonymous - 03/12/2023 10:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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You deserved it 236

Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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You deserved it 6 086

By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

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Get on with it!

By QuickieGirl - 16/09/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

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You deserved it 6 135

Turntables

By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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True love waits

By Acolyte of the Bacon God - 15/02/2013 19:50 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

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stook5 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:08

sounds like you got a situation

omG_G00 0

Monday 25 October 2010 9:08

lmfao, # 1. I refuse to believe you actually wrote that.

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adriandenee 0

Monday 25 October 2010 11:56

smush smush lol

shinysides 0

Monday 25 October 2010 11:57

ghhhvffffff

nerdface89 2

Monday 25 October 2010 12:02

that was meant for #16

illegalnative 0

Monday 25 October 2010 12:32

says pikachu girl :P

sleephunters 8

Monday 25 October 2010 12:51

You're about to go through a dry spell! the season just ended :P

azianzenzation 0

Monday 25 October 2010 13:03

looks like we got a situation up in here. is your girlfriend happens to be a Grenade? lol

maphineRAWRS 10

Monday 25 October 2010 14:11

mix it up, do something different for her, your sex is obviously boring, so make it fun and different, :P

clownman 0

Monday 25 October 2010 14:25

this sounds like a win more than an FML to me. just play the show whenever you want some!

spaceshan69 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:19

you deserve it for dating someone dumb enough to like Jersey Shore that much!!!

SaintE_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 15:37

that's an odd Situation

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