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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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iLove2LoveU 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

not his fault pokeman is awesome

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:01

He's just dedicated.

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Kc1310 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:22

I can too

hgfdtyi12 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:08

It's okay because my boyfriend of 3 tears forgot my birthday was today.

bobbyjack123yo 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:28

Well pokémon is really fun! And its not his fault he memorized all of them. But it does stink that he cant remember your birthday!

outbackbyrd 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:37

What's the problem? There's over 150 and more to see. Maybe being a pokemon master is his destiny. Don't be mad because yours isn't. :P

Razman201 14

Tuesday 20 September 2011 18:02

This is something he could put on is CV impressive XD But We all love Pokemon, It's beyond epic. Old episodes though =)

graceejohn 4

Friday 4 November 2011 4:08

I wanna be the very best..that no one ever was. To catch them is my real teat to train them is my cause...POKEMON! GOTTA CATCHEM ALL!

burnsie22 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 13:49

Even the new ones or original 151

pokeroots 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:10

gotta catch em all pokémon

Nerds_vengence 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:15

YDI for your birthday not being a pokemon.

FMLCat2001 4

Thursday 26 April 2012 3:45

Poor you. xD I love Pokemon

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Thanks, babe

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