Intimacy: Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that...

By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 05:24 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

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By Alisha Marie - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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By Jadwiga - 27/08/2025 20:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML

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Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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Priorities

By sunlightchild_14 - 13/09/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 31/08/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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Ami8919 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:08

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

hatcher 0

Monday 13 July 2009 16:08

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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akjax 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:40

YDI. No question about it.

Natashakiable18 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:47

You do know that pulling out fast has nothing to do with getting preggerz,it the fact that you didn't use any protection sooo YDI

futurecatlady 2

Monday 13 July 2009 19:50

I hate it when stupid people reproduce. I hope you abort it. Should have used contraception.

jms08 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 17:35

Thats really a messed up comment. Shit happens not everyone who gets pregnant is stupid. Yeah it wasn't planned, but the point is, there is still a baby on the way. Its not the baby's fault. You're a heartless dumbass

westbrookx 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:53

I actually created an account after I saw this just to tell you that you're a ******* idiot. You absolutely deserved it, and I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. I do have some spite, though, if you want that instead. Luckily it's free, since you clearly can't even afford a condom.