Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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Doortje 29

Oh dear. You DO know you need to clean your dong, right?

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emmaa3451 11

Need more details... Was it dead or alive??

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GreenAppleDP 0

Haha. I'm not sure if I prefer to know if it's dead, or alive. Decisions decisions.

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WOGBRO 6

Well at least it died having a good rub on its back every night

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GreenAppleDP 0

Okay, I just want to say this had to have been one of the hardest FMLs I had ever tried to get into.

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taerts 9

I just found out - there's this little arrow on the right side when trying to get into short FML's :)

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sqeakyclean 7

This is one of the most disgusting FMLs ever. I'm going to go vomit now...

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somewizdom 15

If this happens again, you should get circumcised.

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theman1432 0

How does he deserve it?

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mel_aka_mic 5

Because he didn't take care of his personal hygiene.. How else would you get bugs in there??

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