LGBTQIA+ and Love: Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being...

By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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Coming out

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML

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Uh oh

By EvilMother - 14/09/2012 00:57 - United States - Hinsdale

Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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Casual

By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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Follow the lifescript

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 20:41

oh my god I know how you feel. I came out to my mom recently and got me kicked out of the house so I live with my grandparents. she called me the other day and was like "so have you changed your mind yet? " and I said "sorry mom I'm with my girlfriend. I'll call you later". Just hang in there. :) you got this.

fxdxhk90 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:16

Bring a girlfriend home and make out in front of her.

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catchkylie 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:08

Harsh, harsh.

windergirl6 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:00

you deserve it lesbo ! Ur NOT normal !

gammielikeoh 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:47

**** you for being a lesbian. you're sick and gay an I automatically think you made the wrong choice. freak.

TheJashinist 8

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:52

I'd hate that, my mum and dad accept me for being bisexual. Your mum's a bitch. :(

roadracer39 5

Monday 29 August 2011 12:46

sounds like you need to sign up for Carpetmunchers Anonymous

cockocrazy 0

Friday 2 September 2011 0:42

your moms a bitch

whiteyrw92 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:06

thats funny. my mom has never had a problem with me being bi. but after i told her i was lesbian her and my brother kept sayin "you're not lesbian, you're bi." idk how they can tell me how i feel but oh well lol

bisexBitch8 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 21:35

The Ancient Greeks said that homosexual love is a purer form of love, because that is its only purpose, whereas straight sex was made for reproduction

Beelzebub259 7

Thursday 1 December 2011 18:51

At the time it's possible that was true, but since most sex nowadays is with some form of contraception I think it's much better to look on them on equal ground in that sense

longshot127 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:55

What an ass

crazy4uboi 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:11

Aw, I'm sorry your mom isn't more accepting, it's just that parents don't want to see their kids like that, because of many reasons. So most of them handle it very immaturely, because they don't know any better about how to deal with it. It doesn't give her a right to act like such a bitch though.