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By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 05:03 - United States

Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML

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Vanguard507 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:01

More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.

Optimus_Primerib 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:01

I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.

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spacemonkey420 0

Friday 20 May 2011 7:19

start smikin so bud that should make shit better. is she hot?

Ellyl 6

Friday 20 May 2011 7:27

hahaha Karma always comes back YDI!!!!

annonomusCG 0

Friday 20 May 2011 7:29

o don't worry...that's just karma. tell her I said hi. :)

chelspm 5

Friday 20 May 2011 7:41

YDI ********

abbyquiet 3

Friday 20 May 2011 8:47

ydi... but she didn't

cutielilangel 8

Friday 20 May 2011 10:07

what comes around goes around....

simmylouise 0

Friday 20 May 2011 10:16

THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE!!!!! You deserve it. This is a good lesson for other cowards!

rukikiki 0

Friday 20 May 2011 11:14

Come on ppl he needs a lil moral support here... Just bc he made an A-hole move doesn't mean that he can't learn from his mistakes. I really hope u did learn something and are an a$$hole no more. :)

bannedforlife 0

Friday 20 May 2011 17:02

Before the moral support, he needs to be shunned by the community. That's what we're doing. Once he's properly chastised, he can be reintegrated into society.