Intimacy and Intimate moments: Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams,... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

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Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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Confusing love triangle

By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

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Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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Freudian slip

By MollyMadamme - 01/02/2011 00:33

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Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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The straw that broke the camel's back

By jetskiboy2000 - 15/05/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2014 21:51 - United States - Lemont

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

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Allie614032 34

Saturday 8 December 2018 3:59

Were you dating? Or are you looking for a relationship with her? Because it seems more like you just care about getting laid, in which case, congrats, you did! If that's what's most important to you, then it doesn't really matter if she messes up your name once, does it?

ryand82 11

Saturday 8 December 2018 4:23

Doesn't matter...Had sex.

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Diegoba12 16

Sunday 9 December 2018 7:12

Damn bro, you probably wanted to be more. But you know what? You at least got laid by the girl of your dreams not many people get that chance and even if she’s into your best friend and not you, there’s plenty of people on earth. You’ll find the one for you.

Gofuckyourself 24

Sunday 13 January 2019 9:26

Clearly wasn't the girl of your dreams then.

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