By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
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SRJ 0

I'm a bit confused too. But according to urbandictionary, "flower pot" means "When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head." Maybe the person who posted the fml meant soiled underwear? Even then its a bit confusing...unless the flatmate had sh*t themselves and came out in their underwear to help.

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silvereye12 7

sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

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Symphony_fml 0

i rofl'd more at 'flat mate' xD its just a hilarious word! hahaha..flat mate... xD

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JackDark 0

Jesus. Hahhaha, you say roommate, but you don't literally live in one room. Yeah, Flat Mate is a normal phrase in Britain at least. Now, if you don't mind me, I'm going to eat some lovely chocolatey, crunchy Smarties.

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chicabonita5683 0

This is more of a WTF than an FML and @ #86...you say flatmate, but the place isn't flat, it's three dimensional...so your word is just as dumb

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Miss_Represented 0

Today I made an account on FML, on my computer, which is slower than a one legged hooker, all to explain how retarded this one retarded FML was. FML

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zocr13msc 0

Do you mean that you Hid your spare keys in the flower pot and your roommate dropped them down the drain in an attempt to get your keys???

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