By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML
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You deserved it 2 246

Same thing different taste

What just happened?

By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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You deserved it 167

But… I'm hungry!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML
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You deserved it 504

Top comments

AbstraktThoughts 13

Chill with him, eat his pizza? ;) he won't remember it.

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ElleYW 10

The life of a pizza delivery guy....#TheStruggle

_ayeshann 0

i dont understand why this is an FML. thats funny.

It could have been something more serious you should have called the paramedics...

I have yet to deliver to someone like that lol

legendof90 14

When's it a good idea to call 911