Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to make what I thought was a pretzel recipe....

This is the pretzel recipe I used. http://sallysbakingaddiction.com/2012/12/25/30-minute-whole-wheat-pretzels/ As for the play dough it's 2-3 cups of flour, 1-2 cups of water, 1 cup of salt, and 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil.

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