By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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cradle6 13

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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lesleymar 0

Polly did not want a cracker today.

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kitsune3 20

Best. Parrot. EVER.

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sealed_with_a_sm 2

When my parrot gets mad he gets to his seed tray and starts flipping out the seeds ... When we tell him to stop he trys to attack us...

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redrose_rocker 12

My parrot does that too, and she often says "whoops" as she does it. It's just your parrot being "bad" cuz she wants attention.

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Immolate 11

But I just finished getting my room the way *I* like it!!

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govan1107 1

B slap that parrot show it who's bosss

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xHarleyQuinnx 0

Haha like my bird. He is a cockatiel but he ALWAYS jumps in his food bowl or tips it off balance and spills seeds EVERWHERE!

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Haha evil but EPIC parrot! Parrots are by far the funniest and coolest birds. I wish I was one

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