Animals: Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2011 08:36 - United States

Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By Why Me - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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By this means war! - 19/02/2022 14:00

Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML

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By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By Bleh! - 07/06/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML

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By idrow - 25/10/2018 22:08

Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML

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Sunday 13 February 2011 16:21

You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.

Talia_91 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:23

I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.

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disney_blonde 16

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:29

Why is your dog in your neighbor's backyard?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:41

You also confirmed that your dog roots through your neighbour's garbage. Put him in a fenced yard or on a leash, or teach him obedience. You have no right to complain about what your dog gets into if you don't (or can't) control him.

Iskaria 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:54

We recommend purina in work it's a great brand, though my little guy will only eat hills science plan -.- fussy little messer lol

Buggi_fml 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 20:12

If you kept your dog in your own yard you wouldnt have that problem now would you? But that is disgusting

kaceemae 7

Sunday 13 February 2011 20:13

maybe they dog got loose from the house, ran out the door or a kid let the dog out with out their lead, or maybe the dog got out of the fence. poor dog could get very ill if any of those things cause intestinal blockage or perforation.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 21:31

A smart well trained dog with good breeding would not do that. Keep your mutt in your own yard.

xgetxbentx 13

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:58

breeding of dogs has nothing to do with whether or not it's going to get into other peoples trash. dogs are animals, no matter how they were bred or what breed they are, it's in their nature to do those things if they weren't trained not to. you can only blame op for the dogs training and lack of a fenced in area, not it's breeding.

akratzer25 0

Monday 14 February 2011 0:16

making a stupid statement

Cass3m0 0

Monday 14 February 2011 2:04

I think your dog's part raccoon, OP. Might wanna get that checked out. ;D

ashtonTS 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:14

dont be an ignorant ass...you aren't funny

jonseyop 0

Monday 14 February 2011 6:15

well once my big husky dog had a collar and it zapped him and he did a backflip... then again i may be viewing the past through rose tinted glasses as I was young back then.