By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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naughty_angel94 0

Dude, sorry ur mom did that, but damn that is so damn funny. I love it. :)

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rheitlauf 5

Why would you wank off with a sock? Im a girl and even that kinda sounds like it would hurt to me... o.O and I love your mom, give her a high five for me :)

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weesnaw_08 7

Haha. I can tell your mother loves you very much.

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RainbowDash1001 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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kiral_fml 2

That's kinda sweet in a REALLY creepy way

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wolleiy 3

Seriously.. What's wrong with you Americans jacking off in a god damn sock.. What's wrong with you people?

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