Health: Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:53

How the hell did you manage to do that?

chuchurocket 4

Monday 22 August 2011 11:58

Next time you "practice", unplug it.

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sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 22 August 2011 12:13

Maybe op was going to eat something and instead of getting the food she grabbed her flat iron. Sounds dumb but it could happen.

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Monday 22 August 2011 12:49

no, no it couldn't happen I don't know if you've noticed but a flatiron has some sort of grip to hold into and food doesent.

CoconutSoup 5

Monday 22 August 2011 18:08

Yeah it does sound dumb, and no that'll never happen.........

mjninety 9

Monday 22 August 2011 20:21

Maybe food fell on it and she licked it off, but I don't think a flatiron can be mistaken for food.

monqueezy 3

Monday 22 August 2011 12:16

Lol please tell me you where atleast drunk when that happened...

RainbowHeadache 2

Monday 22 August 2011 12:17

Are you the same OP from a while ago who tried to straighten her eyelashes? Have you learned nothing?

smartypants96 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:06

I remember that one lol

kekidd5 0

Monday 22 August 2011 12:18

One question. How?

cBlackout 13

Monday 22 August 2011 12:18

That, kids, is why u don't do drugs.

EnEl_Infierno 15

Monday 22 August 2011 13:14

I agree, op needs to lay off the skittles.

StopDropNRoll 11

Monday 22 August 2011 13:48

But they are so goooood! And colorful can't forget that! Yes I'm addicted to :(

mrjmaster1234 0

Monday 22 August 2011 14:53

Nice to know I'm not the only one :)

alissa222 15

Monday 22 August 2011 15:27

Or need to remember to take them.

mixedcookies 1

Monday 22 August 2011 12:22

Lmfao how the ****?

deviable 9

Monday 22 August 2011 12:22

Ohhh buuuurn.

isaac713 0

Monday 22 August 2011 12:24

how the *** does tht even happen???

cassiekinz 14

Monday 22 August 2011 12:40

Fail.

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 22 August 2011 12:42

you deserve it for being remedial....what does that mean you ask.... RETARDED!!!

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