By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 137
You deserved it 28 817
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WearingHats 14

At least it was empty.

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ginnygoggorgon 3

Reconsider your word choices when breaking up with future girlfriends lol

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olpally 32

So, how's your windshield? :) apparently she still wants your rump roast on her plate as opposed to a porterhouse steak...good luck getting rid of her. She seems like rose from two and a half men. Be afraid! Lol.

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gc327072 30

As Quagmire would've said: "Oh, God!"

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TheJoeydark 4

Apparently you left her with an empty plate, and she did not like that! Ninja girlfriend Attack!

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gc327072 30

Just imagine if he had invited her to a Smashing Pumpkins concert. That girl would've brought a hammer…

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soullessgingers 0

Well, at least you don't have a psycho on your hands anymore.

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yankfan89 27

If it was a paper plate I doubt OP would have been worried about it hitting his car.

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KiddNYC1O 20

It simply wouldn't have been an FML. Unless severe paper cuts were suffered.

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asinforasin 1

#53 is right, severe paper cuts kill millions of people every day. It is horrible. We need to help end the violence of the paper plates :(

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gc327072 30

Guy: "Hey babe where are you? I came to your house to pick you up..." Girl: "I'm at the pumpkin patch, duh!" Guy: -___-

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Nobody621 4

Having a girlfriend shouldn't be a burden or just something else on your plate, she should be someone who can help when you're feeling overwhelmed.

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KandiHybrid 6

^ I agree with 28. However, her reaction was a -bit- much (understatement, I know).

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amandajlucas2015 2

My thoughts exactly.. Maybe next time ur breaking up with someone come up with a better excuse and ull get a better response

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nevershouttami 11

She did you a favor, now you don't even have a plate anymore :D

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