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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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By CessnaPilot - 13/12/2011 03:47 - United States

Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Owned - 25/03/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2010 06:22

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML

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By Lizziebelle - 01/12/2016 08:07 - United States - Seattle

Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML

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By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML

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By KlutzyFarmGirl - 12/06/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML

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By livinproof - 10/12/2018 13:30

Today, not only did my horse step on my foot & refuse to move, he also took the opportunity to crap on my other foot while I was incapable of moving. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 11:58

Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??

MikeDa1Da 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:29

This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around

Comments

steviesnm 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:10

Not really big news when it comes to horse injuries. When you put 150 lb people and 1000 lb animals together, there are injuries and fights, and anyone who is regularly around horses is aware of that. Unless of course, OP is just some stupid shit who smacked a random horse or something and thought they could get away with it.

boofgall 16

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:21

Tl;dr

steviesnm 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:00

You seem so intelligent. You're right, 3 sentences is far too long to actually read. I should do as you do. NoYDI;stupidcommenters;injuryinevitable What the ****.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:13

A horse is a horse, of course, of course

hecseferblade 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:13

......did you win?

elabuwa 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:46

If he did, he wouldn't posting on FML.com

JenniferTheDark 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:14

Bad Horse?

badbadman187 1

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:16

And that's what you get for questioning how amazing the amazing horse is

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:19

You're lucky that's all you broke. A horse could kill you.

Equestrianlover 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:42

One almost killed me... Though it'd be funny to buck me off over a jump and step on my torso on the other side.

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:20

When you debate a horse, always choose "Yea." They own "Neigh."

IronMaiden45 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:25

Never disagree with Sara jessica Parker

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:26

Or John Kerry, or John Elway.

thatshot808 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:36

or Natalie Nunn

CalhounBoy 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:29

How in the hell do you get into an argument with a horse? I can understand it being stubborn and not wanting to listen to you, but that's when you grab the rains and show it who's boss!

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 12:53

It's reins....but some horses can be very stubborn, either you can get bucked off (which I have several times) or sometimes they will lay down and try and roll while you're on one, but that's not as common as being thrown off