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By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

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Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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By Whipped Cream - 24/11/2012 05:38 - United States - Charlotte

Spicy

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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nolarboot 10

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

Gotta love cheesecake though. :)

x_messyjessy_x 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

are you saying chessecake is not yummy??

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ChibyKTA 3

Monday 24 September 2012 5:59

I dont know what you were expecting. you did ask for 'yummy pictures'.

maggie2528 1

Wednesday 17 October 2012 4:52

Perv. Smh

Jon15805 7

Friday 25 January 2013 12:40

yummy? well you are dumb sir

Enzi_fml 21

Wednesday 20 February 2013 3:07

Well you got what you asked for!

newburton13 26

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:26

You should have been more specific, dumbass.

alliem199521 10

Saturday 20 July 2013 6:27

Ydi for being a disgusting perv.

MrBoredomioo 18

Wednesday 6 November 2013 5:57

I just saw a reference to this on another FML about a similar joke

sbarua219 17

Friday 15 August 2014 0:57

Dude be happy! I'd love a cheesecake right about now :)

Harley56 5

Saturday 16 August 2014 18:29

that would be me

krispybacon4321 23

Wednesday 21 January 2015 0:16

Cheesecake is yummy. A girl loses all respect for you when you ask her to send pics. Three of my ex-close guy friends asked me for some and I dropped them right away. **** that shit. Girls don't want that. Well some do, but that's because they're hoes.

Pycnogonida 16

Monday 2 March 2015 13:00

Somebody woke up on the judgmental side of the bed this morning.

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