By btswc - 21/05/2011 07:18 - United States

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Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
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denvan 0

He must have one strong hand shake

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WallyTheWombat 0

So I'm not too sure how this is played out. If he masturbates every day that they don't have sex... is it that they don't have sex cause he masturbated? or that he masturbated because op won't have sex with him? If 1: 1) Try to get to him first. if 2: 2) Quit complaining and sleep with your husband!

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Fr3nChii 0

wow only a year into your marriage and he doesn't want to have sex because he likes to toot his own horn..seriously? that's going to be a problem in the future if y'all dont fix it now

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hockeyrocks39 0

Maybe you two just got out of sync, find out when he does the deed and beat him to it.

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docscientist 9

It's pretty important. The intimacy that is.

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Pufferfish78 5

You can't always expect the man to initiate sex maybe you should take the initiative sometimes too!

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wisericky 12

well its time to pull out the VibeOmatic 3000 that your mom gave you.

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xaru 21

find out why he prefers his hand to you lol

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AMAZINashleigh 6

What a shame..

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