Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally put my passport through the washing machine....

By supertacowaffle - 18/08/2017 10:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally put my passport through the washing machine. It is completely ruined, and I have had it less than 3 months. FML

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supertacowaffle 41

Thursday 17 August 2017 17:52

Hi, this is my FML. Basically after a 32 hour trip back from Australia (layovers, waiting round etc) the second I got home I put my jacket in the wash and it had the passport in the pocket. Complete my fault, just thought it would make a funny FML.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 August 2017 2:02

You can either buy a replacement or stay in the UK forever. The second option is more economical and reasonable.

acmariner99 25

Thursday 17 August 2017 3:25

That's ok, I'm sure many in my country don't even know what a passport is

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Smi_Pirate 15

Saturday 16 September 2017 19:17

Why was your passport in you pocket to begin with?

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