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By Anonymous - 04/11/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

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Same thing different taste

PMS FTW

By life101 - 19/10/2020 13:56

Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML

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By kibblegirl - 06/06/2019 00:01

Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 12:04 - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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Emotional support please

By sadrainindeed - 11/11/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I cried myself to sleep. Last night too, and the night before that, and the nights before those. But I guess that’s what life is, huh? FML

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By Forever alone - 21/12/2020 17:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I sat down to discuss wanting a promotion and ended up getting so nervous that I broke down crying in front of my boss. FML

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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Waning

By Anonymous - 12/01/2023 02:00

Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML

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By shakira, when the walls fell - 23/10/2015 18:56 - Canada

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML

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upyourzlolz 11

Friday 4 November 2011 23:14

Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.

Calen5556 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:16

Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')

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loveblowjobs 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 14:32

must of been that time of the month.

zingoz123 0

Monday 7 November 2011 0:37

was it the military one?! cause that looks emotional!

rastafunk 0

Monday 7 November 2011 2:17

Was it the one with the woman nurse opening the window because the old woman said it was a tradition when you die to let the spirit out?

skillselena 1

Monday 7 November 2011 4:08

y?

aMoR3mio 5

Monday 7 November 2011 4:41

aww, the commercial must have been really touching. sometimes it happens to me as well, pending on the scenario. nice to know you have a good heart. :)

rsandroyo 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:23

Me too :)

daboii90 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:35

Nice try, Hallmark.

emikandad4 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:32

Wait u've done it b4??

dannyk120 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 23:48

Wait so its happened before?

loganmarquez 3

Monday 14 November 2011 7:22

Hey, those mother ******* get emotional.

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