By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
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sallen0046 4

So you've surrounded yourself with animals you did not bother to train - that's your fault. As for the boyfriend, you've chosen to complain about the snoring instead of getting him to reposition or getting him checked out to see what's causing the snoring - again, your fault. Either buy some ear plugs or get used to the noise.

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denvan 0

Next time go buy ear plugs and you'll be set

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tammy0312 6

you should've gotten a rabbit... and nose strips for your boyfriend that help improve breathing.

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Phanks7 0

Stop taking in animals and kick your bf when he snores. Problem solved.

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jewey420 0

Hahah that's nothing!!! Try being an insomniac.you lose sleep and don't miss any of it.now that's shitty

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Chanchilla 0

Get a pair of beats by dre. Noise canceling ftw

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jrtepechis 6

same thing happened to me only I also had a newborn and every noise he made I would wake up to it . but that happens to all new mothers now I'm used to the noises

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TheDrifter 23

It happens to most fathers too. I ended up putting a cot in the shop for a while during my kids' younger years just so I could sleep in on Saturdays.

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Jenrees94 0

I have that problem 2 + 4 kids!! I feel UR pain!!! lol

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mintcar 9

I'm not picky. We can talk about the price before or after I handle business.

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