By hitintheeye - 26/11/2011 15:09 - Canada

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Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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LeoF_fml 0

Haha, too big of a load to handle?

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DuRpY 5

I thought that this was "**** My Life," not "**** your life because it isn't as awesome as mine."

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brokenpromisespr 0

Safety first! :D

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aFreedom127 9

I hate the eye shots, may have to try that.

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StrongDrinks 0

That shit stings when it gets in your eyes

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killerkiss92 8

Probably cause you already thrust into her eye not too long ago

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amber3984 0

At least she did not put in gloves :)

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benderbot19 0

Put on a snorkel next time you go down on her.

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lyndz_20 8

That should teach you to spray spunk into her eyes!

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EvilTwerp 12

She wants to be (puts shades on) ...a science teacher! Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

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Ashley91129 6

That's actually a clever idea. Kudos to your gf!

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