By dazedandconfused - 25/06/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0

Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.

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quackquackquac 0

Oh. Congrats!

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Antonio718 0

Its called paid leave...

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shaBAMalex 0

Most people don't go on leave during the beginning of their pregnancy.. which is when most of the throwing up occurs

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wolfy_fml 5

Yeah I agree with #36. In a typical pregnancy, morning sickness only lasts a month or two. You don't go on leave until the last month or so... or in my case, you work up until he day before you go into labour. haha

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SilverBallet 0

Women don't bring in a positive pregnancy test and disappear from the workforce for a year. ^^;

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HeyitsPheddy 0

And how the hell was the person who called you aside supposed to know that?

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kisekileia 0

They should have had the courtesy to ask what was going on instead of assuming. She could have just as easily had stomach flu.

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ArtandLove 0

They weren't "supposed" to know that she was pregnant just by hearing her puke, but the point is that there are MANY reasons one could be throwing up, and therefor they shouldn't have automatically jumped to the conclusion that she had a hangover without any evidence.

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shananigans 0

FYL... But congrats at the same time...Unless the pregnancy is unplanned and unwanted, in which case FYLx2

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

^^ what #14 said...

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Lo_Ho 0

Not an FML...just tell them you're pregnant and they should understand. F their life for assuming you were hungover.

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Mariana_Loves_U 0

Okay, this has nothing to do with this, but I want to be sure what EXACTLY is a *******????

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ddrluna 2

Children under 12 should not be on the internet. Go play with your barbies.

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Mariana_Loves_U 0

Btw jackass I'm 19, but since I'm educated I wasn't taught these words at age 11, and I just want to be sure!

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nevershoutmaith 0

you're 19... and you don't know what a ******** is?

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calien 0

Common courtesy to swallow? What a crock of bull. Do whatever you want with the stuff; he won't care at that point.

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twist_n_shout 0

Since you're educated??? Is it your high level of education that helped you decide to seek sexual guidance in an online forum?

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Yulia_fml 0

That is a load of crap. You are not 19, and being educated has nothing to do with knowing about a *******, so that's what gave away your lie. It's something called google. Use it.

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Buneary 0

That's dumb, they shouldn't have assumed that just because you're vomiting, you're hungover.

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easylazy 0

Double YDI for getting pregnant and for drinking while pregnant

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jennam_fml 4

Where did it say that she drank? I saw "I don't drink. I'm pregnant"

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ssnickel 0

Are you stupid? She put right in her FML "I don't drink." Idiot. Learn to read.

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easylazy 0

NOOOOOOOOO she was chain smoking and NOT drinking that was the FML

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SilverBallet 0

Yeah, it's totally your fault for getting pregnant, lady. What were you thinking? You don't need to get pregnant. Pff. Pregnancy is only for people who want to add to the human race. Sorry, OP, I'm just a huge fan of sarcasm, especially at the expense of idiots. In any case, congratulations. ^_^ I have a baby myself, so just a heads up: you've got many sleepless nights ahead of you, and you will love every one of them. ^_^

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wafflemonger 0

SilverBallet, maybe it's a bad idea to tell the OP how to add to the human race. Maybe if you don't tell him he won't figure it out.

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Lia_Mackenzie 4

"Maybe if you don't tell HIM"? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure the OP is a woman...last I checked, men couldn't get pregnant.

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AUT_student 0

So, you tell them you're pregnant. What's the big deal. It's not an YDI, but not an FML. Admin - we REALLY need a 'WGAF' (Who Gives A F#$%) option for some of these stories.

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kateisbored 0

LOL I HAVE to agree with that. A really good idea. I don't get why you didn't TELL them that you were pregnant.

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beaverdogmouse 0

WHOOAAA THE LAST FOUR FMLS THAT SHOWED UP ARE ALL ONES I MODDED. IM SO HAPPY :D

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ddrluna 2

Well holy shit, you must be destined to become an FML admin or something! :OOO No, seriously... nobody gives a ****. It's not like you directly even chose them or anything.

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ehroo 1

well, I hope you told the person that you were pregnant. I hate when people just assume things. it's so rude.

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