I'm 21 right now and if I said that to my mom, I'd still be slapped across the face

They grow up so fast... too fast..

Either she is speaking out of her ass or you failed at parenting.

Oh dear god... I hope shes just to young to understand what a sex life means... otherwise this is extremely disturbing. GL OP

I would still be laughing! OP, I hope you were able to keep a straight face and told her she was using the wrong words. My daughter always says "vision" instead of "version" and sounds sometimes like the smallest, most dedicated CEO in the world "I need another vision! I am searching for another vision that will help us..." And yes, older girls have taught her some phrases more fitting for teenagers/grown ups and I always tell her not to use them because it sounds silly (She really refrains because she doesn't want to sound silly--- but vision/version stays with us)

Yikes. While I understood what sex was, mechanic and function wise at that age, the most trouble I ever got in was a teacher making me call my mom because my classmates asked me where babies came from and I apparently "answered in an inappropriate and concerning manner" by being honest. And unaware that it was somehow inappropriate because what are social skills. Granted, my mom was a nurse, and basically went, "Well, they asked, Ghost answered. What's the problem?" That said, that teacher had some sort of issue with me and low level harassed me the entire year. Hopefully she's just parroting something she heard, or there's something very wrong going on at that school or daycare. Granted, if she heard it there, that still not the best indication, but better than the alternative.

I know my 8 year old brother learns must of his bad language from my 16 year old brother, if she has sibling they're who I would blame first

oh that is just magnificent.

I imagine that (hopefully) she doesn't really know what it means.

this site needs emojis cause I had my 'DA FUQ?!' face on for a minute straight.