Miscellaneous: Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind....

By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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Asshat bus drivers, with their "rules"

By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 14:57 - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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College rules

By littlekellilee - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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xdevotchkax 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 23:28

did you ever think to look behind you before you started your epic battle with the door? o_o

Xellith 5

Thursday 19 November 2009 23:13

owned.

Comments

jackace_fml 0

Friday 20 November 2009 0:00

what the **** is a rucksack? sounds like a sex toy

DefyingGravity 0

Friday 20 November 2009 0:01

It totally does o.o Very kinky.

alexm501 0

Friday 30 December 2011 12:29

No it doesn't. Maybe to uneducated people it does though. But it means "backpack".

Daggertrout 6

Friday 20 November 2009 0:03

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read this as 'nutsack' first. xD

mousepad41 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:14

I saw nutsack too

jackace_fml 0

Friday 20 November 2009 0:04

glad I'm not the only one that has that

RatIsKing 0

Friday 20 November 2009 0:05

ydi for saying rucksack

_londongirl_ 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:31

oh god this isn't going to devolve into another 'american english vs. english english' debate, is it??

SarahPicc 3

Monday 29 November 2010 8:04

okay. rucksack = backpack or mochilla depending on where you're from... just chill.

frankgrimes 4

Friday 20 November 2009 0:14

haha Wish I would Of been there.

imurstalker 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:05

i was one of those people that laughed because of ur stupidity LOL. YDI

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 20 November 2009 1:06

I honestly read it as 'nutsack', too. "Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my nutsack from behind." My reaction: O_o WTF Haha, I'm glad I misread it. xD But, yeah, anyway, YDI for choosing to struggle if someone HAD grabbed onto your backpack (I assume rucksack means backpack). If someone were to tug on it, you should at least turn around and/or bat their hand away, not make it seem like someone was gonna kidnap you.