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By Fairymyass - 17/07/2011 16:01 - United Kingdom

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

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By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 07:08 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML

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By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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By Not so much of a teachers pet - 22/10/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 02:01

Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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salyssac 3

Monday 18 July 2011 0:26

**** you! fairies are real! get over yourself!

cigi316 13

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

Run like hell!!!

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mxpklx 12

Monday 18 July 2011 7:56

actually she could be talking about the flying "rods" and she just calls them fairies

hwp123 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:59

the little kids drugged her with pixie dust

Lulblast 4

Monday 18 July 2011 8:05

Dude you need cocaine to see fairies. Ask Tony Montana.

x3herox3 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:29

Wait... Fairies are not real? ...-RuinedMyDreamsQQ-

Randomxnp 10

Monday 18 July 2011 8:45

Surely you mean "ex-girlfriend". You can't still be dating a girl who believes in fairies, can you?

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Monday 18 July 2011 8:50

I guess we know why you are dating her.

Sessyann 1

Monday 18 July 2011 8:51

I'm curious on their "proof". Tell us!

Roxxyx 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:40

a teacher? poor kids!!

sop_x 14

Monday 18 July 2011 11:17

Your girlfriend and her sister were afterwards probably laughing their pants off, because you were trolled.

Zaffro 8

Monday 18 July 2011 12:23

oxygen thieves!

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Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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