Miscellaneous: Today, after watching the news, I realized the only person who...

By newscomes - 14/10/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, after watching the news, I realized the only person who has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant for that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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Brotherly love

By Sad guy - 08/01/2021 20:01 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I felt so lonely that I was almost jealous of the way Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon playfully express affection for each other on CNN. FML

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By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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Parasocial relationship

By Having some mental health issues - 17/02/2022 02:00

Today, I’m so lonely and sick of living that I wish my fictional comfort character was real, only so someone would hug me and tell me I’ll be okay, even if they were lying. FML

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A star is born

By PizzaPuff - 15/10/2025 09:00

Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML

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By lalala2494 - 27/05/2019 22:05

Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML

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By emeraldapostle - 25/11/2018 17:30

Today, I had a good day at work. I got all of my stuff done, I got to eat, and I got to clock out on time. It only became a bad day when I was told by my boss that today was my day off. FML

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Depressing

By bymyself - 07/02/2011 02:05

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML

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Cheating cheater

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 17:01

Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML

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BIG NEWS!

By still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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Thursday 15 October 2009 8:26

Have a good day, sir.

null_fml 11

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:25

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... he's not actually talking specifically to you. They record him on camera and broadcast the video to your home at the same time as everyone else's. He may not even know who you are. Sorry.

Comments

Kelishas 9

Saturday 17 October 2009 5:44

My suggestion: Start being the one that wishes your friends/co-workers a good night..

theedeevaa 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 7:51

Someone is feeling really sorry for himself. What a cry baby.

grog_fml 3

Thursday 15 April 2010 8:22

that's not true whiner

osirisfrost 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 20:20

it wasn't directed at you specifically. it's for everyone else.

trobison 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:50

hope you have a good day sweetheart (;

cuddlez4talz 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:17

Have an amaziing day!

gabdude 0

Monday 21 November 2011 14:26

Watch 700 club, that'll cheer you right up.

rosetta4978 6

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:50

That can't be true!!! Don't the cashiers at stores tell you to have a nice day? What about the bags they use? Those say "have a nice day!" hmm... You're either a hermit... Or... You live among very cruel and heartless cashiers...