By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 01:55 - United States

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Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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2ndSucks 15

She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.

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sunlovinmama 1

No kidding, if anyone deserves it, that would be you

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KiddNYC1O 20

You ******* idiot. Haven't you posted enough comments here to know it's "you're" or "you are"?

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ahoso 0

You don't do the stalker you do her best friend... if she has one

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DriftnuT 0

Yeah, so...glad to see you at least thought it through.

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Poetaster 10

Bet she is lying....

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AsianCookie247 14

Well, you're obviously not the brightest crayon the box.

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wannbaussiegurl 4

dumb sad and wow YDI

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SxeDaze 13

Give her a Falcon puch smack dab in the uterus!!!! Problem solved.

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SxeDaze 13

Punch* curse these tiny iphone buttons.

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heyred 11

"Final bout of intimacy." So you screwed her, more than once, because you could. Now you are screwed. YDI.

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