Social Media and Miscellaneous: Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 16:17 - United States - Hudsonville

Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

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Mortifying

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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Shoot your shot

By snowmon06 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, a girl on my Snapchat list posted a story asking for anybody who was awake to talk to her. Me being awake, I took her up on the request. Her response? "Sorry I didn't mean you." FML

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By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 5 098

Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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You deserved it 5 054

By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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Knackered

By Fucking go away - 11/10/2025 12:00

Today, I told my girlfriend I was exhausted and wanted a nap. She decided to join me, then got bored and started watching Instagram reels blasting the same five seconds of some awful Cardi B "song." She got pissed when I asked her to stop. FML

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You deserved it 87

njgohard 16

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:41

It's over...the fat bitch just sang

fejj13r 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:41

That has happened to me way to often. I'm sorry OP.

Comments

MizCherryBlossom 15

Monday 6 August 2012 19:03

Maybe she took a nap?

KCwoonie 0

Tuesday 7 August 2012 13:35

stalking her much?

wow6900 6

Tuesday 21 August 2012 17:17

I find it creepy that you know she did all that stuff.

laurenlovesjb 20

Thursday 15 November 2012 17:27

How did you know all that? You sound like a stalker...

iluvmyducks432 4

Friday 21 December 2012 22:56

Creeper

SmoothAsSand 8

Tuesday 29 January 2013 6:08

Omg I just read the comments to this. She tagged me on twitter to watch her video lol.

Hornedone 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:04

Know that feel

anders09ma 7

Friday 31 May 2013 23:24

I would've commented on the video "Your singing sucks. We're over!" That'll show her not to mess with u XD

UnwiseOwl88 3

Sunday 15 September 2013 14:44

So ******* what. She doesn't want to talk to you 100% of her waking life. Lying isn't the best thing to do, but would you like it if she told you she's bored of talking to you right now instead?