By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
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LaColombianita 26

At least he doesn't let people say shit to you. That was nice of him to have your back.

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The_4th_Doctor 13

He's the kind of guy you want in the zombie apocalypse.

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tigerisabelle 31

Good to know that he loves you and will protect you no matter what.... and girl, you better keep him for when the zombies come.

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KittyHawkMarch 29

Well you can definitely say he's a bit overprotective.

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kayydb7 14

Maybe he was joking around. But if not, maybe you should consider dumping him and going out with someone sane.

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steftriv 18

That's an extensive judgement to just break-up with someone!

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kayydb7 14

Yeah but I bet she's looking for a good excuse to drop him and this could be the perfect opportunity. Ha

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Nederlander95 14

Why would she be looking to break up with him?

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steftriv 18

^ Exactly #25 and how would you know that? Unless you're trying to refer this sudden "outburst" as a scapegoat to OP to break-up with the guy, but even that would be an over assumption to make.

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0ss 12

There's nothing wrong with what Op's boyfriend did, unless he's having these reactions outside of gameplay. Sounds like the kind of co-op partner any woman would want whilst playing the videya games.

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Grenith 21

You live in Texas. Did you really expect something else?

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ColonelCusswords 24

Or the best boyfriend ever. Hot daym youll never have to worry about people being rude to you ever if theyre afraid of their heads being stuck right through the nearest wall, dontcha think?

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orbit 22

You may have to worry about your "best boyfriend ever" being in jail for murder because some other guy looked at you.

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TrueBlueTardis 11

Am I the only one who thinks this is cute? It shows he loves her and won't stand for anyone, even fictional characters, calling his girl names.

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Parvati48 15

No I totally agree with you, I think it's adorable that he would protect her honor even in a video game. :)

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blackonblight 32

You missed the part where he ripped the controller out of her hands, apparently.

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unicornluver3173 13

Aw that's sweet.

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noelleflores97 12

What a nice guy though, defending his girlfriend like that :)

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Axel5238 29

Bit of an over reaction on the Bf's part. Wonder what would've happened it was an actual person in a restaurant that said hi. Stuff like that is usually gives you a few ideas about someones personality.

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