The wrong kind of banging

BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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8ranko 0

almost hapened to me....you got do give her sugar... is fun to F*** in a car while eating chocolats :D

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donfearthereaper 0

well when people ask, you really can say you didn't hit her!

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SamFromAccountin 0

this defiantly isnt a fml its a fh as in f*** her

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stkeepsitreal 0

lol i KNOW u finished! tell me u finished!!

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flyfar54 0

I can't imagine that happening- sex raises the blood pressure (i.e. that's how people get heart attacks during sex...)

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loftobot 0

so you didnt mention if you stopped or not.

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golfcrzy 0

crackers b4. a good thing. saltines. they raise the blood pressure.

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deannababy 0

hahahhaahaha....... soOoOo did you finish?!

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Jessaly_fml 0

That's so sad! :(

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