The Voice (of the future)

Sheila - 26/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my husband was singing while doing the housework. I told him to sign up for The Voice. He took me seriously, and did. Too bad for him, because he sounds like a cat dying in a ditch. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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The X factor

May need earplugs - 05/08/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my roommate sings in his room a lot. He has a horrible singing voice, but his dog trying to harmonize with him by howling at the top of its lungs makes it even more unbearable. Worst duet performance ever. And he does it every day. FML

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Anonymous - 06/09/2021 05:01

Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML

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deargodthepain - 02/02/2014 16:53 - United States

Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML

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sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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NotChadKrouger -

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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fuck's sake - 16/04/2016 10:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML

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anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

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hamburgerjung 23

Saturday 26 October 2019 12:45

I guess fhl and most of all fu for putting him in that situation. A lot of people can’t tell how good/bad their singing sounds...

JackFaire 27

Saturday 26 October 2019 16:43

I'm waiting for his FML where he posts that his wife sucks at Sarcasm. You know it's okay to tell your partner they suck at something right?

hamburgerjung 23

Saturday 26 October 2019 12:45

I guess fhl and most of all fu for putting him in that situation. A lot of people can’t tell how good/bad their singing sounds...

JackFaire 27

Saturday 26 October 2019 16:43

I'm waiting for his FML where he posts that his wife sucks at Sarcasm. You know it's okay to tell your partner they suck at something right?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 26 October 2019 19:23

Lol don't worry the producers weed out the casuals way before the "blind audition" people part of the show

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Saturday 26 October 2019 19:45

didn't you get in either?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Saturday 26 October 2019 19:48

too bad that the judges normally.pick those type of singers

bobsanction 18

Sunday 27 October 2019 7:45

You are a terrible wife.

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