Transportation, Airplanes and Health: The strangeness of strangers

The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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Stressed out

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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Mile high club

By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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OhWhoCares 42

Monday 9 February 2015 16:39

I feel for you OP. Half the struggle of flying is having to deal with the general public and shit like this happens. Hopefully your lip heals quickly. Although I'm not so sure I would've been able to hold myself together long enough to let her just waltz away after hurting my face...

Econforthwin 15

Monday 9 February 2015 16:34

I know it's the wrong response but I would have thrown the nearest thing at her. Peanuts, souvenir, or baby.

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baxwar 15

Tuesday 10 February 2015 1:00

I would tell her that she needs to write me a ******* page long apology or I will press assault charges

youdontcontrolme 17

Tuesday 10 February 2015 3:41

Sue her sorry ass

buttyounoticed 16

Tuesday 10 February 2015 4:46

I don't want to sound inconsiderate to your feelings but why didn't you move? I know I don't like people lugging sh** over my head.

maliadiva11 21

Tuesday 10 February 2015 5:31

She's a b**** that's for sure

jordaandanielle 17

Tuesday 10 February 2015 5:34

should've tripped her ass.

SabrinaEpic3 15

Tuesday 10 February 2015 5:39

Throw your luggage at her face and see how she likes it!

HWICUNow 10

Tuesday 10 February 2015 5:56

Hey, rich people are just better than you and me. Get used to it and get over it. I used to date a girl who kept talking about "quality people" I finally figured out her measure of quality was how rich they were.

jordanashley211 20

Tuesday 10 February 2015 6:06

What a bitch.

FEARxTH3xWOLF 14

Tuesday 10 February 2015 6:28

...99 bullets for her in my gun, 99 bullets for her, take her down, shoot a few rounds, 98 bullets for her...

militarybrat 21

Tuesday 10 February 2015 7:09

Thiskind of happened to my mom and the airlines had to report it as an injury. They even called a few days later to make sure she was ok. I would complain to the airlines that they didnt do shit. FYL.