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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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Same thing different taste

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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Dude, you're really bad at this

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 05:00 - Kenya

Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:03

Stop ******* in your mom's house.

Darkon 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:42

Correction we are animals : Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Subphylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Subclass: Theria Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Primates Suborder: Anthropoidea Superfamily: Hominoidea Family: Hominidae Genus: **** Species: sapiens

Comments

michelleebabyy05 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 0:38

daaaaaaaangggg ! efffffYOURlife .

irule490 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:58

ydi you should have made sure your mom wasnt standing there before you decide to give one last thrill.

coolios_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:22

omg, i am only 14 and i broke 4 bones in his penis when we were having sex. my boy friend wanted me to squeeze his dick more. i squeezed it to hard and broke it. i Feel bad for you but rubbing his penis must have been just perfect. i lovvveeeeee when my boyfriend is over and we screw around like that. his dick is huge ( and he always gets an erection when you rub it

colormefancy 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:23

.... WTF! wow take a sex ed class usually if you rub it it does get hard... and your 14 and broke a guys penis... fakkkkke.. what are you the hulk?

skatexas22 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:15

penises do NOT have bones dumbass.

checkthisout 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:33

wtf your such a twat lol do you know anything

skatexas22 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:13

penises do NOT have bones dumbass.

achristie9 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 22:35

Yeah, #246, that generally happens when you rub someone's penis, unless you're fugly.

wtfjusthappened1 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:49

omfg, u kno wht pisses me off? whn ppl put up stories about sex with "the person they like" I'm 13 nd even i kno tht ur suppose to have sex with someone u love. saying tht u just "like thm very much" makes me automatically put "YDI" so, YDI