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    The FML Showdown!

    By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30

    Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens.
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    eastpfcn 14
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:13

    Trent

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 27 April 2017 15:28

    Stevie takes it, on style points alone!

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    E. H. 14
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 22:50

    All of these are beautiful!

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    eastpfcn 14
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:13

    Trent

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    Vkfan 28
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:39

    I want stevie to the next Olympic games

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    whatshername?! 39
    Thursday 27 April 2017 13:08

    Stevie and the last guy

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    ct5555 15
    Thursday 27 April 2017 14:47

    trent

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    Talented73 54
    Thursday 27 April 2017 14:48

    #Trent

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 27 April 2017 15:28

    Stevie takes it, on style points alone!

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    champlian 10
    Friday 5 May 2017 3:58

    #stevie

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    Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
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    Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML
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    Today, I'm single, as all the girls I’ve ever liked are either taken or hate my guts, and even if you don’t tell her, another girl would feel it, as if she’s a fifth choice at best, and might not like that. FML
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    Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
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