That's not what I said…?

wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
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trixy81 10

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

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rcloca 10

It's unnatural? Oh shit.

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KiddNYC1O 20

She'll reach- I mean- come around.

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Khybershell 5

Wow. Where on earth does she think children come from?

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BellaMarta 19

But it's the most natural thing ever! Where does she think babies come from, because they definitely don't come by way of a stork.

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cBlackout 13

Because as everybody knows, genitals are completely useless and therefore must be removed.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Wait a sec, loophole! Lesbian anyone?

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Ecstasy_Trip_Ple 1

whoever thinks sex is unnatural is unnatural, so forget her on that note.

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CoolGuyJones 4

If you have sex, your penis will fall off.

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austineddy13 0

Tell that bible banging **** to take a hike

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JinxosGirl87 0

Nowhere in the Bible does it say that sex is unnatural. Maybe if you knew what you were talking about you would know that, ****.

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hobojones 0

Unnatural to reproduce? Hmmm, id better rethink my life

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