Health, Weird, Students and Scary: That one weird kid

That one weird kid

By Laura - 27/05/2014 15:58 - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML

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You deserved it 4 145

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Same thing different taste

By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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You deserved it 4 755

College rules

By littlekellilee - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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You deserved it 2 627

By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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You deserved it 5 794

By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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You deserved it 3 190

By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 351

By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 127

Maths

By lorena_v - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I screamed at the top of my lungs in the middle of a math test because I saw a spider that wound up being a hairball. My teacher was incredibly sympathetic, taking off only five points for "disrupting our working environment". FML

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You deserved it 4 221

laurenlovesjb 20

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:13

Ouch! That's assault! I would say something...

alexcr344 7

Tuesday 27 May 2014 23:17

Punch the kid and take your hair back

Comments

CzarLaval 9

Wednesday 28 May 2014 22:37

Maybe hes going to clone you to make sure you have extra organs incase yours fail.

sandman2118 10

Thursday 29 May 2014 3:16

Maybe one day you can go over an see his shrine

stiffster 5

Thursday 29 May 2014 22:20

he only wanted to clone you

communisttaco 16

Friday 30 May 2014 17:04

Don't worry, it's all part of his master plan. You'll all find out later.

try1995 6

Monday 9 June 2014 23:06

Are you in prison OP after you murdered the bastard?

Joedbag 8

Saturday 14 June 2014 2:19

You should have punched him in the face...

Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 24 June 2014 17:41

That's even worse than in fifth grade when we discovered that one creepy kid in my class had cicada shells stored somewhere in his desk. We found out the hard way: one of the dead cicadas fell out from the pencil lip.