Work: Thanks for the assistance

Thanks for the assistance

By CorpDrone - 03/11/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I came in to work and found the conference room whiteboards completely clean. My assistant had wiped all the white boards where I'd spent 10 hours writing the schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all the supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML

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By jend - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 02:01

Today, my supervisor told me to stock the bedding department, so I did all the pallets set out, with an hour to spare to clean up, only for my supervisor to bring out three more once she saw I was done. FML

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By WorkWeirdo - 30/03/2016 20:26 - Peru - Lima

Today, my boss finally checked the presentation I have been working on for three weeks. She called me into her office, and told me everything was dreadful, and requested me to start from scratch. It's due in half an hour. FML

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Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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Thanks mom!

By hatedatwork - 02/09/2019 13:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML

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By TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

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Nice way to end the day

By welp - 27/12/2015 05:08 - United States - Grass Lake

Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML

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hk_fml 9

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:27

You should have taped a piece of paper to the board to remind people not to erase it. That really sucks =/

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:31

Someone is sooooo fired.

Comments

superguppy19 3

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:14

fired!!!

bigbell 0

Monday 9 May 2011 20:59

shoulda had it backed up somewhere else...ydi

syd7575 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:33

fire that assholee

bmw535i 0

Monday 26 March 2012 7:32

Why is everybody acting like its his fault? He did the work, his noobi assistant ****** it up, end of story.

datguy5 13

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:00

Ooooo, someone's gettin' fireeed...

jtaylor991 6

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:32

really? you SO ******* deserve it for leaving sensitive information on a whiteboard...

BiNeko 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 22:52

Time For a new assistant.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:23

Fire him.

Pikachu12_fml 21

Saturday 11 October 2014 11:41

What an idiot.

kevingirl 6

Tuesday 26 September 2017 23:13

O come on you spent 10 hours and you don't even have it down on paper I'm calling b*******

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