no hemorrhoids?

Well now you can find yourself someone who's into bumping and grinding. *ugh shuddering at the mental image*

"I'd tried everything and nothing seemed to work, but then I found proactive, and within a matter of days my assne was gone" *insert before and after photos*

...Nassty.

I didn't even know that was possible!! ewww!!

Baby got assne!!!!!

That's actually pretty normal. Most people get a zit or two on their butt at one time or another.

This fml wouldn't have been as good if you didn't word it the way you did. Good job :)

why were you carrying a mirror while naked? o.O

at least you know now