Intimacy Talk dirty to me, maybe

Talk dirty to me, maybe

Anonymous - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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Nicole - 13/12/2014 15:20 - United States

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

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Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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What is it?

Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Not now, Yoda

iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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Oh yeah?

alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Friday 18 June 2010 9:19

sham wow

TomasT 0

Friday 18 June 2010 9:22

Not very dirty, though... just informative.

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Sunday 18 July 2010 6:28

lol, im the saaame way. if i say anythiing close to it, it goes away. ive learned to keep my mouth shut durin the good stuffffffff ;)

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Monday 26 July 2010 10:02

Well, even though today was a write-off, at least you've learned something about what works for you in future. All is not lost. :) I

ghozein 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 7:05

how's that dirty

medusachic666 0

Monday 18 October 2010 23:14

That totally happens to me too. It sucks.

punkout480 0

Monday 6 December 2010 11:07

that happens to me too..

bambergty 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 5:52

did u learn ur lesson

JDiz83 0

Monday 9 May 2011 9:32

that's sooo not dirty talk. you just thought about it too much when you said it. to come, you have to be thinking about nothing and just letting the pleasure wash over you.

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Wednesday 18 May 2011 2:02

shit... I'm the total opposite XD i say it or my boyfriend will say it and I'm like mmm yeah. haha. I feel bad for you though OP. shame you had to find out that way.