Spooky season soccerbuddyz - - United States Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. Now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML 60 919 3 806
Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML 672 358
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML 45 244 4 138
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML 385 110
Today, I decided it was a good day to get my first tattoo since turning 18. Today, my parents decided it was a good day to make me homeless, because they are religious nutjobs that still live in the 19th century. Oh, and they’re no longer paying for my tuition. FML 736 1 308
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML 25 852 12 653
total prank
tht's creepy as hell . D: